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10 Best Sarcastic Quotes
1. “There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother’s age.” – Benjamin Spock
2. “Mother Nature is wonderful. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.” – Eugene Bertin
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3. “In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.” – Erma Bombeck
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4. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright
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5. “Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson
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6. “I don’t believe in plastic surgery but in your case, go ahead.” – Anonymous
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7. “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ” – Will Rogers
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8. “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” – Walter Matthau
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9. “Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.” – Michael Levine
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10. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller
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