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10 Best John Mulaney Quotes
1. “Irish people don’t want comfort. Look at a sweater made in Ireland. It’s like a turtleneck made out of Brillo pads.” – John Mulaney
2. “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.” – John Mulaney
3. “Do you want a salad or fries? That’s like asking, ‘Do you want to go for a jog or freebase cocaine?’” – John Mulaney
4. “I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here.” – John Mulaney
5. “I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.” – John Mulaney
6. “You start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers.” – John Mulaney
7. “I don’t make plans anymore. So I’m not living minute to minute.” – John Mulaney
8. “And then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.” – John Mulaney
9. “College was like a four-year game show called “Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?” – John Mulaney
10. “My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.” – John Mulaney
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