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10 Best George Carlin Quotes
1. “If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ” – George Carlin
2. “That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin
3. “Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?” – George Carlin
4. “Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” – George Carlin
5. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin
6. “I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.” – George Carlin
7. “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” – George Carlin
8. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” – George Carlin
9. “Everyone smiles in the same language.” – George Carlin
10. “Always do whatever’s next.” – George Carlin
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