10 Funny Quotes That Will Inspire You

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10 Best Funny Quotes

1. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln

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3. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes

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4. “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”- Albert Camus

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5. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

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6. “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”- Alexander Woollcott

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7. “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”- Ambrose Bierce

8. “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”- Andy Borowitz

9. “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”- Ann Landers

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10. “Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.” – Anton Chekhov

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